Step 1
JUST DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE!
People not being assholes |
Really, do you need a list to tell you how not to be an asshole? If you can't control your drunk self enough to not destroy, steal, or break other people's shit then stay home, you are an asshole. If you are going to be rude to other people and/or try to start fights when drinking, stay home, you are an asshole. If you can't understand that the Mardi Gras spirit is actually all about giving and not about getting, stay home, you are an asshole.
It's that easy!