So, without further adieu, if you're thinking about getting a Great Dane, here's every list you'll ever need.
Conversations you will have while you're walking your Great Dane:
- That's a big dog! Wait, you're telling me this dog is not small? My whole life is a lie!
- Wow, what kind of dog is that? She's a Great Dane. Really? I've never seen one that color. Well...they come in this color.
- Wow, what kind of dog is that? She's a Great Dane. Really? He looks more like a lab to me. How many 140 pounds Labrador retrievers have you met?
- Wow, what kind of dog is that? She's a Great Dane. Wow, he's big! Thank you for believing that I know what kind of dog I have. Now, let's work on calling her a "she".
- You could put a saddle on that thing! I have never heard that one before! I bet you are really great at parties!
- Gee, he must eat a lot! First of all she is a girl, second of all, not really.
- Wow! He must make some really big poops! Ah, yes, the conversation starter of the ages: feces.
Things you will say while walking your Great Dane (or maybe this just Lola):
- Lola, don't eat that!
- Lola, spit it out!
And on that note, things your Great Dane will eat:
- Bags of flour (3 times)
- Entire pot of spaghetti
- Entire Loaves of bread (Probably has happened about 20-30 times if I'm being honest)
- Entire, fresh apple pie on Christmas day
- Tub of Butter
- Jar of peanut butter (3 times)
- An entire pizza
- 30 packs of peanut butter crackers (at once)
- Any dishes that have any sort of food residue on them
Things Great Danes are afraid of:
- Thunder
- Fireworks
- Cats
- The washing machine
- The vacuum
- Plastic bags blowing in the wind
- Statues
- Halloween Decorations
- Fountains
- Puddles
- Water in general
- Storm drains
- Halloween Decorations
- Their own shadow
Things I would trade it for
- Nothing
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